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it's in the back next to the 2010 super bowl

2 [+ / -]     Jul 02, 2009

  • Customer: Do you have the live action version of "Blood, The Last Vampire?"
  • Clerk: I didn't know there was one. Is it new or old?
  • Customer: I looked online and it said it comes out next month.

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yes, i do work on commission. why do you ask?

9 [+ / -]     Jun 30, 2009

  • Girl: Can you tell me the differences between the Dodge Ram 1500 and the Ford F-150?
  • Car Salesman: I don't know much about cars, just what's on the sticker.

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good thing they installed a revolving door at the jail

15 [+ / -]     Jun 25, 2009

  • (Walking away from Buddha Bar to a car)
  • Drunk guy: Man, tonight was great!
  • Sober guy: You better watch out, they are running a road block down the road.
  • Drunk guy: Man, I can't go to jail, my PO would be pissed as hell at me!

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we always knew they hated us

43 [+ / -]     Jun 24, 2009

  • Professor: (to her friend) Well, I made the final optional. But I'm going to make it really fucking hard so no one will want to do it.
  • Professor's Friend: (glances at the undergrad staring at them) Yep. It's just like you always suspected.

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that's how you know you're in georgia

-47 [+ / -]     Jun 21, 2009

  • (A girl is giving another girl a piggyback ride)
  • Guy: Ew, look at those lesbians.
  • Girl: Yeah, and we're sisters, too.
  • Guy: Kinky.

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her work keeps her from traveling... or reading... too much

38 [+ / -]     Jun 18, 2009

  • Stripper: What do you do?
  • Horny guy: I travel a lot... heading to Vancouver next week.
  • Stripper: Vancouver?
  • Horny guy: Yeah, you know, British Columbia.
  • Stripper: Ooooh! South Carolina!
  • Horny guy: Yeah, Vancouver, South Carolina.

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made in china for your vagina!

61 [+ / -]     Jun 11, 2009

  • Guest speaker: Someone give me an example of anything that is manufactured, give me anything.
  • Student: Sex toys!

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which, as it turns out, can lead to quite a career

-30 [+ / -]     Jun 08, 2009

  • Girl: So I went to the career fair the other day, but all I got was horniness.

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they aren't known for their self-esteem

31 [+ / -]     Jun 08, 2009

  • Host: How many are in your party?
  • Sorostitute: (counts everyone) One, two, three, four, five... five.
  • Host: Did you count yourself?
  • Sorostitute: (counts again) One, two, three, four, five, six... six.

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that explains the burning down there

89 [+ / -]     Jun 02, 2009

  • Prostitute: I used to be the toast of the town. I even had a pair of panties I got at K-Mart that said "toast of the town" right on the crotch.

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we were unaware that it wasn't already trendy

-31 [+ / -]     May 31, 2009

  • Stoner 1: Hey. Nice to meet you.
  • Stoner 2: Actually, I think I know you. Weren't you the guy smoking a bowl in the bathroom at Taco Stand?
  • Stoner 1: Yeah. I figure if I do it everyone else will do it, too.

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after all, everyone else is getting a bailout

143 [+ / -]     May 28, 2009

  • Homeless Man: Can I have some change? I just really need some change, man, please, can I have some change?
  • Girl: Obama's got your change!

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