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and 0% math

12 [+ / -]     Sep 02, 2010

  • Acting Instructor: Acting is 1/3 talent and 3/4 discipline.

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sucks for him

6 [+ / -]     Aug 31, 2010

  • Asian girl 1: So I was talking to my boyfriend and he asked me where I got the hickeys on my neck from.
  • Asian girl 2: You didn't tell him did you?
  • Asian girl 1: No, I told him I got them from a friend, and he was like "as long as it was a girl."

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"...don't worry, it won't take that long"

16 [+ / -]     Aug 24, 2010

  • Male Model: I've never done this before.
  • Art Student: Yeah, I couldn't stand still for that long.
  • Male Model: I'm not worried about that. I just don't want everyone spending like five minutes drawing my junk.

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does that satisfy my multicultural credit?

-2 [+ / -]     Aug 24, 2010

  • Jock 1: Remember that girl with the really weird pants on the first day?
  • Jock 2: Yeah.
  • Jock 1: She's not from America... how much more sense does that make now?

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looking for a cavity

9 [+ / -]     Aug 23, 2010

  • Sorostitute 1: I just realized this morning that I chipped my tooth last night.
  • Sorostitute 2: Did you fall?
  • Sorostitute 1: No.
  • Sorostitute 2: Then how did you chip your tooth?
  • Sorostitute 1: On somebody else's tooth.

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translation: "i can't read"

3 [+ / -]     Aug 18, 2010

  • Redneck 1: Well, you know I went to college, but I couldn't write the papers.
  • Redneck 2: Well, thats okay.
  • Redneck 1: I know, I'm good at that oratory shit... see that's what I learned earlier, I'm good at that oratory shit.

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to the beat of your own drum

13 [+ / -]     Aug 17, 2010

  • Sorostitute 1: He's going to make us drum on the first day? This is going to be so hard. I have no rhythm.
  • Sorostitute 2: Yeah I know, I'm really tone deaf.

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it's good to have a talent

10 [+ / -]     Aug 15, 2010

  • (Two waitresses leaving the bathroom)
  • Waitress 1: Well?
  • Waitress 2: I don't want to be pregnant!
  • Waitress 2: Again!?

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was genesis friends with the eli guy?

-5 [+ / -]     Aug 10, 2010

  • Old man: Yeah, that's in The Book of Genesis.
  • Young guy: I don't read magazines!

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it's whatever time you need it to be

-7 [+ / -]     Aug 08, 2010

  • GIrl: Wow, I got money! I'm going to get a Zen alarm clock!
  • Guy: Does it not do anything at all? Does it not even tell time?

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eau de toilette

3 [+ / -]     Aug 02, 2010

  • (Two guys are standing at the urinals)
  • Guy 1: What is that smell?
  • Guy 2: Cocoa butter.
  • Guy 1: Nice.

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that's technically true

51 [+ / -]     Jul 27, 2010

  • Sorostitute: Does this bus go to Tate?
  • Driver: No. You should take Orbit.
  • Sorostitute: Oh. You're not an Orbit?
  • Driver: No, that's why the sign says Ag Hill.
  • Sorostitute: So do you, like, know when an Orbit will get here?
  • Driver: Next Thursday.
  • (Driver closes doors and drives off)

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so, sometime between rush and rehab

31 [+ / -]     Jul 26, 2010

  • Employee: So, when does school start?
  • Sorostitute: Oh, I don't know when school starts. But I know when Rush starts!

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the goal is to make your bac match your gpa

6 [+ / -]     Jul 26, 2010

  • Drunk Guy: (speaking to incoming freshman): Honors chemistry, ooooh. Fuck your GPA, it's all about drinking!
  • Girl: That's probably the best advice you'll ever get for college.

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whatever it takes to get the job done

44 [+ / -]     Jul 23, 2010

  • Girl 1: My feet are so dry and nasty from all the chlorine at the pool.
  • Girl 2: Rub your feet down with lotion and then I'll let you borrow my pedophile. That thing works wonders!
  • Girl 1: I hope you mean Ped Egg.

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