the latest from the red and black
new oia merch!
Overheard in Athens finally has swag!
We're putting some of our favorite quotes on shirts and other merchandise, and the first two shirts are ready to go. You can purchase them at our new store,
1337 Mfg.
And pretty soon, you'll be able to cash in your OIA points for free stuff!
Keep an eye out for more shirts to come!
to be or not to be, that is the motherfucking question
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Jan 04, 2009
- Guy 1:
This motherfucker right here...
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Guy 2: I've never fucked a mother. To my knowledge.
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Guy 1: To your knowledge.
does that mean she was naughty or nice?
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Jan 03, 2009
- (three days before Christmas)
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Redneck shopper: I'm going to get Madison a whoopee cushion and some spray cheese.
being the fill-in is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it
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Jan 02, 2009
- (On New Year's Eve)
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Gay Guy: Since we're the only single ones here, we have to kiss at midnight.
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Straight Girl: Sounds good.
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Gay Guy: Unless I find a hot guy in the next fifteen minutes, then you're out.
so did we
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Dec 30, 2008
- Clerk 1:
So, I had some coffee this morning and... it didn't taste quite right, so I asked Cathy about it.
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(long pause)
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Clerk 1: She made it with decaf.
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Clerk 2: (nodding) ...thought that story was gonna be a lot better.
there needs to be a better tie breaker for "not it"
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Dec 26, 2008
- Girl 1:
So this drunk homeless guy peed himself in one of the library chairs yesterday.
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Girl 2: Who cleaned it?
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Girl 1: No one... they just put a sign on it that said, "Do not sit in this chair."
so much for trying the spaghetti noodle kiss thing
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Dec 25, 2008
- (Two guys are sitting across from each other at a restaurant)
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Guy 1: Man, you fucking smell funny.
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Guy 2: Yeah, I don't really see the point of showering in the winter.
now, back to our discussion about the size of uranus...
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Dec 24, 2008
- Student:
So where does Europium come from?
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Chemistry Teacher: (slowly) I don't have any opium...
he's the worst stalker ever
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Dec 21, 2008
- Drunk Freshman Girl 1:
Like, ohmigod, I should be falling over right, now!
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Drunk Freshman Girl 2: No, girl, you're fine.
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Drunk Freshman Girl 1: And, ohmigod! Like, why was Joseph kissing all over me?
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Drunk Freshman Girl 2: Because he doesn't know that you have a boyfriend!
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Drunk Freshman Girl 1: Ohmigod, does he not check Facebook? Like, what the eff?
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Drunk Freshman Girl 2: I guess not, girl.
keychain breathalyzers are great stocking stuffers
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Dec 19, 2008
- Drunk Guy 1:
You cool to drive?
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Drunk Guy 2: Yeah, unless I get pulled over.
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